From a young age, we are trained that a
house, wife, and kids are the American dream. I bought into that dream and very
much planned to be living it someday. The dream became the 30-35-40 plan: own a house by 30, get married by
35, and have kids by 40. I realize those are not overly ambitious goals; most
people that plan on doing those things will do them well before the timeline I
had laid out for myself. Like I said in Part 1, I don’t
do things very quickly.
When I set these goals, I had no plans
to intentionally wait until those ages before achieving them. If I found myself
with a mortgage and wife while trying to stumble through the challenges of
being a dad all before 30, that certainly would have been fine. Just so long as
I had each of those things by the defined deadline, I would be a success. I
figured that waiting on them would also help me get it right. I’d have a home
worth calling a home, a wife who perfectly complemented me because she had
passed every screening test I administered, and I’d be wise enough and mature
enough to raise a kid.
So I traveled down the highway of life
in my 20s with one eye to the future but no real consideration of the
destinations I had mapped out. I should have realized that the objects in the
mirror were closer than they appeared. I wasn’t exactly sure how life was going
to sort itself out, but I was sure that it would. It always did. There were years of data to support this belief. For instance, the 5-page term paper due
tomorrow that I had not started? Piece of cake. I’d crank out some pure gold in
one night and get an A on it. The college degree that was seemingly going to
take longer than 4 years to get because I had foolishly put all of my eggs in
one basket, which ended up breaking? No worries. I’d just apply to a local
school at the eleventh hour, get accepted (even be awarded a partial
scholarship for my troubles), and graduate “on time”. Surprisingly, I’ve got a
lot of confidence when it comes to certain things. The fallacy in this hubris
is that houses and women aren’t something you usually fall ass-back into.
I still maintain that the plan itself
was beautifully crafted even if the subsequent execution of it has gone awry. Deferring a home purchase until you are 30 enables a responsible individual to
stash away money and accumulate enough for a sizable down payment. This will
invariably improve your odds of getting a home you want and probably help your
interest rate. If you are able to tolerate your folks and they’re nice people,
they will let you live at home, perhaps even rent free. You may just need to
help out a little more around the house. If you all get along, it’s often
win-win. You live for basically nothing and they get free labor for tasks they
would probably rather avoid in their advancing age.
If you’re in a serious relationship
already, living at home doesn’t afford you the privacy you truly need.
Moreover, if there are constant squabbles with your folks, then I also don’t
blame you for wanting to get out. However, I don’t personally endorse living in
an apartment for an extended period unless you plan on living in apartments the
rest of your life. I can’t stand the thought of paying rent without building up
any equity in return. You might as well be throwing money away. That rent money
could be a larger down payment. Perhaps you don’t have the means to cover a
mortgage by yourself just yet. Find someone you know and trust who doesn’t own
a house and get them to “rent” from you by giving them an unused room in the
house.
Once you acquire your own abode, you
should try to live a few years on your own before you wed. Even if you’re in a
relationship, you never know what the future holds. It’s important to prove to
yourself that you can live on your own with that mortgage payment dangling
above your head. More importantly, that house is your domain. Whether you are
male or female, you’ve only got so much time before your significant other puts
their literal or figurative fingerprints all over the house. Most guys are not
civilized enough for a girl’s liking, and most girls will clutter a guy’s place
with something like a few dozen throw pillows or other decorative pieces whose
purpose cannot be fully explained.
People get married a lot later these
days so I don’t think that 35 is too much of a stretch. I’ve considered putting
in place an insurance plan for when 35 rolls around and I’m still a hopeless
case. I thought about finding find someone I can tolerate who feels just as
uncertain of their relationship future as I do. We would enter into a pact. If
neither of us is married by the time we’re both 35, we would settle down
together. Then I thought about it some more and decided that I’d rather be
alone forever than in a convenient relationship where I have to limit my
selfishness.
Once you’re ready to get married, there
needs to be a few years of married life before you have kids. We all know that
kids change everything. Take some time to enjoy yourselves as a married couple
before you bring that extra responsibility into your lives. Do some of the
things that you won’t be able to do so easily once you have kids. It always
shocks me a little when young married couples in their early 20s decide to have
kids. Those are some of the prime years of your life. There will be plenty of
time to be a parent, so what’s the rush?
I will concede that the final leg of my
plan is the one with the most question marks. 40 is pushing it to the limit for
having kids. Studies have shown that women are exposed to greater fertility
risks after 40. So maybe I just need to find someone much younger than me to
marry then? Plus I wouldn’t want to stop at just one, so age becomes an even stronger
factor. I firmly believe that each child should have at least one sibling
growing up. You learn certain important dynamics about life with a sibling that cannot be replicated
in a single-child home. If you live in a country setting, having a 2nd
kid is almost essential. That child NEEDS someone to play with, even if the siblings are boy and girl. If I had to pick a number for myself, I’d probably say 2 is
a good number (3 at the most). It’s getting way too expensive to raise a kid these days.
Another problem with waiting to have
kids is the obvious disconnect that could develop due to the disparity between
our ages. If I wait until I’m 40 to have kids, I might be ready for retirement
by the time he/she graduates high school. It would feel like there is a whole
generation between us. I’m not very technically-savvy now, so I can only
imagine how difficult it would be to relate with them. Perhaps the most
important thing, especially if it’s a boy, is that it won’t be as easy for me
to play sports with the child. I’ll do my best to take care of myself and
remain in decent shape, but I probably won’t have the energy of a dad 10 years
my junior.
I’ve spent a lot of time, like many I
suppose, trying to figure what exactly it is that would make me a desirable
attraction. I didn’t always think that owning a home preceded finding a woman.
After college, with phase 1 of the 30-35-40 plan still a ways in the distance,
I had convinced myself that the next step toward finding a woman was getting a
job. No self-respecting woman would ever date anyone who was unemployed and I
certainly didn’t want someone who couldn’t respect themselves.
There’s also the other obvious component
of dating someone that a job can assist with – money. You need money to court
someone and sustain a relationship. I’ve spoken ad
nauseam in the past about how money is an unnecessary evil in the dating
world, but I understand the game as it’s currently played. Truthfully, money
has never been an issue for me. I don’t like to get into the habit of
discussing my personal finances (although I’m always willing to give general
money management advice), but let’s just say that I’m doing alright.
Since I’ve had “Job” crossed off the
list for several years, I’ve now made up my mind that I need a house before I
can seriously begin pursuing any more women. That goal beautifully aligns with
the first limb of my 3-pronged, age-driven plan. Perhaps I should have made
that a priority a lot sooner but accurately tagging the songs in my entire
music library just seemed like more fun. Maybe I’ve matured, or maybe I’ve just
latched onto something else that doesn’t seem attainable to use as an excuse
for being single. I may have mentioned before that I did make an online dating
profile. Even though I mentioned in my profile that I still live at home, there
have been a couple women on the site that have “rated me highly”. I can only
assume that they don’t understand the components of a basic rating scale. Or
they were drunk. Either way, that’s not the kind of judgment I’m looking for in
a potential partner.
So here we are. 30. The plan. Part of me
believes I have already failed; I’m 30 and don’t own a house. The optimistic
part of me suggests that I’m technically still 30. I said I needed to have a
house by 30, so I guess that means I
have until I turn 31, right? That’s all I’ve got left to push me forward so
don’t take that shred of hope away from me. These next several months should be
telling for my future. If I don’t reach the 1stcheckpoint of
30-35-40, then there is really no point toward continuing down that path. You
have to do the steps in order and I can’t afford to delay them any longer. I’ve
pretty much already written off the 35-40 aspect of the plan. The only thing
that keeps them lingering in the subconscious regions of my brain is that the
30 part of the plan is still obtainable. Maybe, just maybe, if I cross that first line, I’ll think I can cross the other ones in time too.
If I do not have a house by 30 31,
then I have no choice but to consider the plan a failure and abandon it
completely. There has been PLENTY of time for it to play out. It’s like those
people you invite to after-work functions or summer parties that consistently
never show up. Sometimes you just gotta know when to cut bait. It’s entirely possible I am just not
committed to the 30-35-40 plan any more.
I’ve grown accustomed to things the way they are. Perhaps the pieces of this plan will be more
trouble than they’re worth. Simple math
would seem to suggest so.
Abandoning the plan certainly does not
mean my life has been a failure. As I mentioned at the end of Part 5
of my
“Crushes” mini-series, we all have different destinations in life. If we’re
lucky, we’re on the right path to reaching our destination. It will be time for
me to realize that I should have passed the corner of “Real Life Drive” by now.
I’ll pull off the road at the next gas station, locate a trusty map (I don’t
have a phone with GPS, remember?), and plot out some new destination. It’s like I
will be reborn with a whole new set of goals to fail at. How exciting! Don’t
worry. I’ll devise another ill-conceived plan to reach them that I may share
with you. I also promise I’ll come up with a better name for it next time.
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