I was spoiled by the last time my license came up for
renewal. Thanks to my squeaky clean
driving record, I was able to renew my license without leaving the house; they
send you a sticker to affix to the back of your license. I initially enjoyed what this meant. I’m generally averse to change so it meant I
could show my yellowing, faded license and high school mug to every bouncer and
beer-dispensing barkeep or waitress I came across. Recently, however, my annoyance with the
license outgrew its nostalgic value. Apparently
the sticker extension concept was a foreign one to many of these same bouncers,
barkeeps, and waitresses. I eventually
got in the habit of automatically adding “flip it over” when handing my license
to these people for review. Side note: now
30, it’s becoming more of a compliment and less of an insult that people don’t
believe I’m 21. Perhaps I will age gracefully.
Anyway, I was ready for a new license so I was almost
relieved when I was required to visit a DMV in person and take a vision test. I chose the Bradley
location strictly from a convenience standpoint. At least I was sure to come across some
interesting characters. As I sat doing
my crossword next to some guy in an oversized cowboy hat, I couldn’t help but
overhear the conversation between the DMV employee and the woman taking a
vision test – presumably the same test I would be subject to. Actually, I only heard one side one of
it. Just insert some indiscernible
mumbling for the half I didn’t hear.
Employee: (mildly annoyed) Ma’am, I’m going to need you to speak up.
Employee: (more annoyed) There’s no E on that line.
Employee: (sounding quite angry) Which line are you reading? Please read line
5!
Employee: (now just exasperated) OK, we’re done here. Ma’am,
you will not be allowed to drive at night or within a half hour of dawn and
dusk.
If it wasn’t for the fact that she was a little older and
English didn’t seem to be her first language, I would have been a little
worried about the test. I passed without
a problem.
As I’m waiting in yet another line to pay my renewal fee, I saw another elderly lady who appeared to be heading out for a road test. While still waiting in the same line, the woman and the DMV employee return. As I think to myself, “well that wasn’t very long”, I fear the worst for this woman’s chances of being allowed back on the road. I don’t know how it turned out, but it didn’t seem favorable for the woman given the body language I observed from a distance. I couldn’t dwell on her misfortune though. I had to focus and make sure my new mug shot didn’t become a source of embarrassment over the next several years (thankfully it’s not). Fun fact: over a decade later and the height/weight listed on my license didn’t need to change. Until next time, Patty & Selma.
As I’m waiting in yet another line to pay my renewal fee, I saw another elderly lady who appeared to be heading out for a road test. While still waiting in the same line, the woman and the DMV employee return. As I think to myself, “well that wasn’t very long”, I fear the worst for this woman’s chances of being allowed back on the road. I don’t know how it turned out, but it didn’t seem favorable for the woman given the body language I observed from a distance. I couldn’t dwell on her misfortune though. I had to focus and make sure my new mug shot didn’t become a source of embarrassment over the next several years (thankfully it’s not). Fun fact: over a decade later and the height/weight listed on my license didn’t need to change. Until next time, Patty & Selma.
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